Thursday, July 31, 2014

1103-bakers-street:

cryingbloodviolently:

redpancla:

when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

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I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR

HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO

I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN

I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS ARMADILLO FITS HERE FUCK TUMBLR YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE

armadildo

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benwinstagram:

are u ever mean as fuck in ur head and u aint wanna be and u’d never say it out loud but that one voice in ur head is a total asshole and u feel bad for even thinking it and u wonder if thats how u rly are

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

(Source: princessblogonoke)

kimblewick:

rock-the-socks:

gypsy-rider:

leath—hedger:

leath—hedger:

Dressage Horses for Sale at Burgers Stables

I would kill for that bottom one

The darker chestnut? Please?

thepocketsheep:

gottalovegrullas:

This is Ford, my miniature pig! He is a sweetheart but is kind of skittish around people. He is very tiny but very smart and he already knows two tricks: sit and beg. He naps a lot and is kind of like a puppy. He’s adorable. 💜🐖

oh my gosh, he is so cute!

Thank you! :D 

der-schmidtsche-hof:

Das Geschirr… :)

der-schmidtsche-hof:

Das Geschirr… :)

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Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

levi-has-the-booty:

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 

SHOTS FIRED 

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